The Saga of Dark Manakin
Episode I A NEW POPE Led by the evil Emperor Palpatine, the Empire began a conquest of the planet Kashyyyk, the last stronghold of the Rebellion. With Luke upset that he can’t go to Tashi Station and Han Solo making the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs again, there was nobody to protect the planet but Chewbacca. Meanwhile, Galactus, Eater of Planets, drifted through space with bad gas because of a gnarly nebulat he’d eaten days before. With no Pepto-Bismol and his Beano supplies running dangerously low, he sought the planet to remedy his pains – Earth. In another reality, Sonic the Hedgehog, who had fallen into a coma after being smacked upside the head by fans for allowing himself to be exploited in stupid games, decided to pull the plug on himself. The blue hedgehog could not endure life in a wheelchair since it made him only the third fastest thing alive after the Flash and that jerk from Super Mario Sunshine… In yet another reality, on a distant planet called Virginia, a young Jedi student was realizing his purpose… OF EVIL.
